so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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