im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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