You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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