Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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