But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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