what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
So. Much. Porn.
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