Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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