I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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