come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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