one word: firstdatebathroomanal
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
FUCK WHALES
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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