I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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