Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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