Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
tell me about the eggs
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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