first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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