saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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