i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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