i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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