This girl is more easily done than said...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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