Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My feet surprised me
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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