What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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