So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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