We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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