Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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