Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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