dude i'm inner monologue high
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
