Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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