Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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