I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
