wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
try to milk me bitch
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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