Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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