uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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