We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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