my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
These tits shall not be calmed
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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