i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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