Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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