Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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