But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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