Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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