rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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