Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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