and you said cock pushups were impossible
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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