This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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