so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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