Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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