You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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