I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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