Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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