She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I AM VODKA MAN
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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