i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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