don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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