I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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