Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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