So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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