Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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