11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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